This Burger Is Out Of This World (Literally)

The Orbit Brisket has officially entered Earth’s culinary stratosphere. Shaped like a mini flying saucer and built with structural precision, Butcher’s Burger’s latest creation is a meat-heavy feat engineered for zero fallout. For anyone who’s lost a rogue tomato slice or wayward sauce blob mid-bite, this one’s a terrestrial breakthrough.

Instead of stacking high and hoping for the best, the Orbit Brisket trades vertical drama for horizontal logic. Its circular, sealed shape distributes weight evenly, curving snugly into place. The slow-cooked brisket center is compact but tender, designed to hold together without losing texture - or dignity.

While it looks like a novelty, its form answers a genuine engineering dilemma. Brisket sandwiches are famously slippery, saggy, and prone to collapse. This one borrows cues from aerospace and ergonomics to deliver a one-handed brisket experience that doesn’t leak, slip, or go cold.