Mo Bistro is Now Open in U Venues

In breaking “fork and knife” news: Mo Bistro has officially set up shop inside U Venues, making it their third outpost in New Cairo. This means the average New Cairo resident is now statistically never more than seven minutes away from a Mo Bistro burger, unless traffic decides otherwise (which, of course, it will). The menu remains the same mix of comforting carb therapy and protein overload, all wrapped in that particular Mo Bistro vib - half casual, half “I swear this counts as going out.” Consider it proof that New Cairo has finally reached peak brunch density.