Cairo According to: Alaa El Sheikh

Like many standup comedians, Alaa El Sheikh is really a cultural commentator whose main medium of exchange is laughter, with some occasional rage-bait (an invaluable Egyptian currency). But the ex-engineer isn’t just a comedian: he’s also the host of ‘Kefaya Ba2a’, a podcast where any and every topic concerning the quirks and oddities of Egyptian life is dissected without shame or filter. As El Sheikh disclaims before each episode, ‘Kefaya Ba2a’ is not for the easily offended—and neither is this Cairo According to.

Here, the comedian, creative, and podcast host breaks down the city that gave him the opportunity to thrive, though he admits that when it comes to food, Alexandria still has his heart.

What’s a place that means Cairo to you?

Mohandessin in general. It has most of the post-production houses, so I’ve spent sleepless nights editing ads I created or directed since day one and until this very moment.

Complete the following: Cairo is special because…

It gave me the opportunity to thrive.

What’s your favourite neighbourhood?

My neighbourhood is calm, friendly and cosy. I used to adore Zamalek before it became so crowded.

Your go-to food spot?

Sorry, but no place can replace Alexandrian food, so I never got behind Cairo’s food.

Your go-to café?

30 North in Garden 8, Oblivious in Waterway 2.

Your go-to date spot?

Romantic night at home (I’m a dad bardo).

What isn’t a Cairo landmark but should be?

Mesh fahem el so2al.

Tell us a song that feels like Cairo.

El Youm El Helw Dah - Ahmed Saad

What's a place in Cairo you wish you could revisit for the first time?

Downtown.